was a hot dog called a wiener because of a penis or was a penis called a wiener because of a hot dog
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
You’re safe now, Homura-chan
This is not a bald patch! How rude of you!
the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide
“Because,” he said, placing a hand on Shrek’s shoulder. “This is our swamp.”
The frustration that occurs when you don’t really remember what happened in the previous book but you don’t want to reread it before continuing the series
A poetic and artful umbrella, Komorebi is based on a Japanese expression that approximately translates to “sunshine filtering through foliage.”
You know, I have this thing called synesthesia. Where I can see colors in sound.
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY