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yeah yeah the chicken and the egg is great and all but

officialtoasterstrudel:

was a hot dog called a wiener because of a penis or was a penis called a wiener because of a hot dog

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

You’re safe now, Homura-chan

This is not a bald patch! How rude of you!

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

“Because,” he said, placing a hand on Shrek’s shoulder. “This is our swamp.” 

books-wrote-my-story:

The frustration that occurs when you don’t really remember what happened in the previous book but you don’t want to reread it before continuing the series

- 13 hours ago

komaegi420:

3:33am: I can (not) sleep

- 13 hours ago

A poetic and artful umbrella, Komorebi is based on a Japanese expression that approximately translates to “sunshine filtering through foliage.”

You know, I have this thing called synesthesia. Where I can see colors in sound.

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

ask-sassy-heichou:

Jeager I expect you in my room at 9pm sharp. >;/

bertholdts:

Hm. Shampoo then... What is this? It's attractive.